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What kind of cleaner are you?

Q1

Your tiled kitchen floor needs a bit of a clean. Do you:

Get on your hands and knees to scrub and disinfect then ban anyone walking on it with shoes

Give it a good going over with a mop.

Ignore it until it you get round to thinking about buying a mop

Q2

How do you clean your loo?

You whip on your marigolds and scrub it by hand of course. There’s simply no other way!

You give it a quick swoosh with the loo brush every week.

Errr, when it’s getting really disgusting you pour a load of bleach down it.

Q3

Your dog's basket is in the kitchen. But how does the area smell?

Fragrant! You wash the bedding regularly, mop the floor around it and squirt it with air freshener. And anyway, Pooch smells lovely thanks to his many baths!

Not so bad. You mop the floor around the bed whenever it starts to get a bit whiffy.

Awful! But dogs are dogs and you love them anyway.

Q4

What's your attitude to a stinky bin?

There's absolutely no reason for it to smell you empty it regularly, wash it out and spray it with bin gel to keep it fresh and fragrant!

If it’s not empty and it smells, you take it out anyway. There’s nothing like a smelly kitchen!

Rubbish in a bin smells occasionally. Get over it.

Q5

How often do you hoover?

Every couple of days you painstakingly drag out the furniture and give everywhere a thorough going over. And then you clean the hoover.

You give visible areas a quick once over every week or so.

Hoover? That’s something you only do when your Mother’s coming round.